Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Magic Necklace

Phiten

My new magic necklace is magic, I tell you!

A renegade, outlaw, whoremaster in the Far East sent me one.

To tell the truth, it might or might not have helped me with a stiff neck, and given me more vivid dreams.

Could be entirely placebo, but I DON'T CARE!

It's a great new Japanese fad, and I like it better than I like my kids Pokemon cards.

Actually, I prefer this Phiten dealer, because they are powerlifters, and I'd rather support a brutha then some moneygrubbing pricks I don't know.

http://www.strengthandperformance.com/

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